酒醉检讨，咬文嚼字
<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://pic.app.shanglushan.com/static/publish/css/style.css?v=1605251010499" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=1605251010499"><!-- 付费贴--> <div class="preview_article "> <!----> <p>醉酒检讨书</p><p> </p><p>呈奏老婆大人钧鉴:</p><p> </p><p>幸蒙厚爱，着食添衣，夜伴红袖，挹怀挚爱，两溢言表。欲多言眷受者，恐违夫人上躬之和，有渎清听；欲不言者，又恐下情难及，不蒙懿德亮察。常切抚心，亦自惴惴，肝脑涂地，无以为酬。</p><p> </p><p>时值仲夏，下班既及。本应早了俗务，随候懿征，或家居焉，或馆子焉，且用膳之；或火锅焉、或小炒焉，且由兴之。抑或走街入店，为夫人选购新衣，点着芳华，以姿靓色。总言之，难逢是时，理应立立在侧，不以闲事拒之，不以杂念损之，气沉乎丹田以绝外扰，意守乎夫人以享天伦。</p><p> </p><p>可叹～天时有因，人事无常。却说前日班后，闻夫人百忙中来电，欲赴上约。狂喜之态，几不掩于情表。又感春载之晴，输于吾上之丽，暖风之柔，难比吾上之熙，是以天下之大幸，不及吾之万一。然吾上外勤于公，内顾乎余，操持劳作，却不甚体己，因姿容犹佳，略有清减。思之痛惜，若剖我心。正逢应季水果减价，遂买二斤，举步思归间，有同事相约，同班日久，因吾常驻小区，未曾谋面，念彼情深，不忍拒之，呜呼，畅谈几许，其兴不减。夫人鉴：女子兴至，必当购物，男儿兴至，必当饮酒。因呼朋引伴聚同事男女七八，聚阿里巴巴围坐而饮。吾本应电话知会老婆大人，告呈其事，以请示之。可恨乌苏夺命，江湖传言果不虚也，吾浅尝少许，便如中妖惑，众皆劝饮，开怀忘形，其时，肉烤焦黄，酒斟碧绿，醺醺然乎行令，飘飘然若无己，请示之事，竟遗忘之。又饮酒烧心，酒酣之余，难免口舌焦燥，吾遂将减价水果，饷之大众。及酒足而返，知误佳期。</p><p> </p><p>呜呼哀哉～吾之失愧于夫人恩信，天怒，余亦自怒。虽为无心之失，其心可解，然枉费夫人拥时而候，其行可诛。夫人怒，吾自明其怒，亦甘受其怒。然怒伤心脾，诚恐违吾上躬之懿和，因请息怒，吾自自责。若夫人息怒，是为吾上兰心烛照，康泽体惠，吾当感其容养，更自勉勉，今自述之过，扪刻于心，乃作前车之覆，以为后师。</p><p> </p><p>谨奉夫人温谕，吾责己之余，不敢有伤上体，兹有涨价新鲜水果二斤，敬饷吾上。以正吾行，以呈吾心。</p><p> </p><p>行文字间，羞愧之情，难于言表，泪涕齐下不禁，数度折笔拭之，不甚了了。诚惶诚恐，望达天听！</p><p class="empty_paragraph"> </p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.shanglushan.com/forum/20230522201826front2_0_149813_FjcfUeAmW1cAcJQEQw1bUsbhR2cj.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuc2hhbmdsdXNoYW4uY29tL2FkbWluX0ZyeUpxNm1ZVDZaczFFclpPN1A5c1B5SENMdkcucG5n/dissolve/70/gravity/SouthEast/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOilv-Wfn-Wkp-WllOa1gQ==/fontsize/400/dissolve/70/gravity/SouthEast/fill/I2ZmZmZmZg==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" alt="" width="810" height="1440" data-qf-origin="forum/20230522201826front2_0_149813_FjcfUeAmW1cAcJQEQw1bUsbhR2cj.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuc2hhbmdsdXNoYW4uY29tL2FkbWluX0ZyeUpxNm1ZVDZaczFFclpPN1A5c1B5SENMdkcucG5n/dissolve/70/gravity/SouthEast/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOilv-Wfn-Wkp-WllOa1gQ==/fontsize/400/dissolve/70/gravity/SouthEast/fill/I2ZmZmZmZg==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" /></p><p class="empty_paragraph"> </p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.shanglushan.com/forum/20230522201827front2_0_149813_FhFxwKsXTXLeVdI_STni72mPLxnr.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuc2hhbmdsdXNoYW4uY29tL2FkbWluX0ZyeUpxNm1ZVDZaczFFclpPN1A5c1B5SENMdkcucG5n/dissolve/70/gravity/SouthEast/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOilv-Wfn-Wkp-WllOa1gQ==/fontsize/400/dissolve/70/gravity/SouthEast/fill/I2ZmZmZmZg==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" alt="" width="1080" height="1440" data-qf-origin="forum/20230522201827front2_0_149813_FhFxwKsXTXLeVdI_STni72mPLxnr.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuc2hhbmdsdXNoYW4uY29tL2FkbWluX0ZyeUpxNm1ZVDZaczFFclpPN1A5c1B5SENMdkcucG5n/dissolve/70/gravity/SouthEast/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOilv-Wfn-Wkp-WllOa1gQ==/fontsize/400/dissolve/70/gravity/SouthEast/fill/I2ZmZmZmZg==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" /></p><p class="empty_paragraph"> </p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.shanglushan.com/forum/20230522201827front2_0_149813_FuT1Ek4PVjcJ4pocE_MwjJI4LSAc.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuc2hhbmdsdXNoYW4uY29tL2FkbWluX0ZyeUpxNm1ZVDZaczFFclpPN1A5c1B5SENMdkcucG5n/dissolve/70/gravity/SouthEast/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOilv-Wfn-Wkp-WllOa1gQ==/fontsize/400/dissolve/70/gravity/SouthEast/fill/I2ZmZmZmZg==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" alt="" width="1080" height="1440" data-qf-origin="forum/20230522201827front2_0_149813_FuT1Ek4PVjcJ4pocE_MwjJI4LSAc.jpg?watermark/3/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAuc2hhbmdsdXNoYW4uY29tL2FkbWluX0ZyeUpxNm1ZVDZaczFFclpPN1A5c1B5SENMdkcucG5n/dissolve/70/gravity/SouthEast/dx/10/dy/65/text/QOilv-Wfn-Wkp-WllOa1gQ==/fontsize/400/dissolve/70/gravity/SouthEast/fill/I2ZmZmZmZg==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/10/dy/35" /></p><p> </p> <!----></div> 这也太有才了 有文采 有才啊
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