中国人最反感的10句话

蔡珍 · 发表于 2010-2-10 11:53:56

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Simple:
What shall we eat tonight?

咱们今晚吃什么啊？

Com:
Whatever.

随便。

Simple:
Whatever? Oh, you know what? I hate this word! I hope you never say that to me again!

随便？天呢，你知道吗？我讨厌这个词！求你以后别跟我说这个词了！

Com:
OK! Sorry. Let's go for Sichuang dishes.

好吧！对不起。咱们去吃四川菜吧。

Simple:
Great! I like spicy food.

太好了！我喜欢吃辣的。

Com:
Waiter, we want fish filets in hot chili oil.

服务员，给我们来个水煮鱼。

Simple:
It's been half an hour, where is our fish filets in hot chili oil?I'm starving. Waiter, could you please ask the chef to hurry up? Thanks!

都半个小时了，我们的水煮鱼怎么还没上？服务员，麻烦你帮忙催一下大厨！谢谢！

Waiter:
OK. Sorry to have kept you waiting, it will be OK in another 2 minutes...

好的。不好意思让你久等了，再等两分钟，马上就好……

Simple:
Oh, again! Every time the waiter says that, it means forever!

又来了！每次服务员一说这个，就得等上一辈子了！

Com:
Don't worry. As for this, to be brief...

别着急。关于这个问题，下面我简单说两句……

Simple:
Please don't! You remind me of leaders' speeches, which will never be brief.

求你还是别说了！你这话让我想起领导讲话，永远不都会简单说两句的。

Com:
Your hasty temper won't help you. I' m giving you this advice for your own good.

你脾气这么急躁是没有好处的。我劝你是为你好。

Simple:
Oh, yeah? Is there any more "and...and..and"? Just like a girl talking in a TV competition show? Bla bla bla...

哦，是吗？是不是还有“然后……然后……然后……”？就像是参加电视选秀的女孩在那说话，唧唧歪歪的……

Com:
OK. My fault. But what do you say about that? What are you thinking? Sometimes, you should control your temper.

好吧。我的错。可是你感觉呢？你认为呢？有时候，你总得控制自己的脾气。

Simple:
Oh, what you said makes me feel like in a meeting of the company. You are really the best adviser ever.You know what esle I hate? When I travel by train, the conductor always tells us "the train's behind schedule, no exact time is fixed". And also those online titles such as "Gossip: Secret things about..."

哦，你说的话让我感觉是在公司开会呢。你真是史上最牛的劝告者了！你知道我还讨厌什么吗？每次乘火车的时候，列出员总会说：列车晚点，具体到达时间不定……还有网上那些标题"我来818：××的那些事"

Waiter:
Fish filets in hot chili oil! Please enjoy.

水煮鱼。请慢用。

Simple:
Oh, finally! But I have lost my appetite. I've heard so many words and sentences I hate the most in an hour. What a day!

哦，终于来了！不过我已经没胃口了！一个小时听了这么多最反感的话。这一天真累人。